Y’all listen up now, this is Boomhauer. This yer lungs on air, and this yer lungs on smoke, see the difference, man? It’ll stunt yer growth all up over there, man, and you’ll end up in that there dang ol’ hospital bed like Mort Downy Jr… Robert Downy Jr, even worse.

With how that shit hits today, that first third is true, but 2/3rds of the way in I’m wondering how long I’ve been watching King of the Hill, and by the end of the preroll I’m fairly sure that I died and purgatory is just watching the same episode of King of the Hill on repeat.