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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Surreal Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 months ago

He will take your hair

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He will take your hair

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Surreal Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 months ago
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  • dumbass@piefed.social
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    Dude, I’m letting you catch up so you’re not walking alone!

    • Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com
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      But where you saw only one set of footprints, that’s where scroncho was still catching up

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    That’s why I leave some hair under my pillow every night.

    • lesnout27@feddit.org
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      Some hair for Scroncho, some dirt for the dirt man

  • America@sh.itjust.works
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    What if I put scroncho in a cage?

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Scroncho rights activists won’t let you off easy

  • ChicoSuave
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    Scroncho left my hair but took my sense of self worth

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Scroncho did not appreciate the greasy hair

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    Ugh I should jog today. Thank you Schroncho

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      Schroncho is happy to help.

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    Not if I throw my phone down a well, stupid image on a piece of plastic!

    I will microwave you motherfucker, don’t even play

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