I’m playing a self serving character so I can understand selfish. What I can’t stand is how stupid he is.

PC: “Ok let’s save this guy so we can get a magical item to make our quest much much easier.”

Astarion: “UGH helping people is for SQUARES.”

If I didn’t need him for stealth my character would have killed him by now for his whining. Especially after he dissed my character by saying he has “standards”.

Every time this character opens their mouth I want a “warlock says what” option

“Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!”