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- cross-posted to:
- metalmemes
Death Metal :
- You need talent to make it
- Enjoyed by university going intellectuals
- Guaranteed to leave you penniless since no one listens to it
Black Metal :
- Full of Nazis
- Talking about history
- Demands a return to tradition from a thousand years ago, and religion
Prog Metal :
- Even less people listen to it than death metal
- Likely to have LGBTQ support, since cishet women won’t participate
- Way too optimistic
Hair Metal :
- In it exclusively for the money and girls
- Girls in the dictionary definition
- I’m calling them talentless, inauthentic pedos.
EDIT : I guess centrists would either be Thrash (I just want to party for god’s sake) or NWOBHM (BoomerWojack.jpg)
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Hair Metal :
I’m calling them talentless, inauthentic pedos.Alright that’s a solid fucking justification
thanks for singling that line out, I’m proud of how flat I made that joke.
centrists might also be numetal because it’s normcore not actual metal lol
(disclaimer i like numetal. even though it’s trash :] )
- I’m calling them talentless, inauthentic pedos.
oof XD
Where power metal?
between hair and prog. I might do more if I feel like it, doom, stoner, goregrind and some others could also do with some love
Yeah where do you put doom?
probably auth left. or a really depressing centrist. I don’t have inspiration on the reasons at the moment.
It would go well with 3 other slow genres, like stoner
EDIT : Depressing centrist doom :
- Fuck it we are all going to eventually die
- Just lower me into my grave already
- But you know, do it slowly
