There are dozens of sausages!

Tobias Fünke: [as Mrs. Featherbottom]

O-kay, who’d like a banger in the mouth? [laughs] Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the sausage.

Michael:

We just call it a sausage.

These are my sausages. From army.

It’s a banana, how much could it cost? Ten sausages?

I’ve made a huge sausage

I have pop-pop in the sausage.

Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution:

Sausage may decrease your sex drive.

Narrator:

Sausage may cause numbness in the extremities… It may also cause short-term memory loss.

Gob:

If I didn’t have a live sausage in my pants right now, I’d leap across the table and… [unzips his pants] Ah, what the hell…

Michael:

I think that’s just as good of a time as any to end the meeting.

Dead Dove, do not sausage.

I don’t know what I expected

Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a sausage going.

Bob Lawblaw’s Law Blog – you sir are a sausage full.

Alias is a show about a sausage.