• _Rho_
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    101 year ago

    Momma said I was a sith but I’m trying REAL hard to be the Jedi

  • Davel23
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    81 year ago

    Did you see the sign on my lawn that says “dead Gungan storage”?

  • @Hotdogman
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    61 year ago

    Say Wookie again, I dare you!

  • @eth0slash0
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    41 year ago

    Would you give a Bothan a foot massage?

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Vincent: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on Tatooine?

    Jules: They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese!?

    Vincent: No man, they do not use the Galactic Empire system, they got the metric system. They call it a Royale with Cheese.


    Mace Windu: “But I say unto you, the Jedi shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.”

    Yoda: “Restrain your anger, young Mace. Revenge, not the way of the Jedi it is.”

    Mace Windu: “And you will know my name is the Force when I lay my lightsaber upon thee.”

    Yoda: “Patience, young one. Control, we must.”