• Nougat
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    381 year ago

    I’m not a forager in any sense, but my understanding is that if you want to forage for wild mushrooms, you have to work directly with someone who is already experienced, and not just read books - even if those books are legitimate.

    Don’t fuck with mushrooms.

    • @[email protected]
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      101 year ago

      Wut you mean I just found a really neat mushroom, and it tasted pretty good. Also on a separate note is it normal to urinate uranium? Lol

        • newIdentity
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          1 year ago

          Answer: because it probably has. And so did your brain. And every other organ

      • @Jesusaurus
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        51 year ago

        The Department of Defense you like to talk with you.

  • @Polydextrous
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    351 year ago

    Amazon is definitely the one behind this. This is all part of their “vertical integration” bullshit I bet. They’ve been taking tons of money off the top for years. Where to go besides taking 100% of the money?

    • @topinambour_rex
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      21 year ago

      What’s that ? I never heard of it . I remember the triforce hack from 4chan.

      • L3ft_F13ld!
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        71 year ago

        There was an image that had instructions for “making crystals” years ago. If you followed the instructions you’d end up making mustard gas or something, instead of any kind of crystals.

      • potpotato
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        31 year ago

        Mix ammonia and bleach to grow fun crystals — or end up in the hospital…

  • @alienanimals
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    81 year ago

    Step 1) Buy the book

    Step 2) Sue the Amazon seller claiming you almost died

    Step 3) Seller is forced to take down the book

    Step 4) Profit

    • @Zron
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      101 year ago

      Step 1) be experience mushroom forager

      Step 2) buy book and find entry for unpleasant but not lethal mushroom

      Step 3) eat small sample and drive immediately to the hospital

      Step 4) sue Amazon and publisher for cost of medical treatment and emotional damages