When you realize you have misplaced your phone and don’t know where it is, there are several possible places it could be. In the bathroom, in the bedroom, in the living room, maybe you left it in your pocket? At the point when you cannot determine the position of your phone based on memory alone, the phone enters a quantum position where it is simultaneously in multiple places at once, until you collapse the wave function and find it.

The question is: Was the phone really in multiple places at once, or was it in one place all along? This question cannot be answered, and there exists no experiment that can prove either way. The previous statement is not true. Quantum physics is complex. So let’s just say they did an experiment on entangled particles and it turns out that it is most likely that quantum particles really do decide their state at the moment they are observed, and not like Einstein proposed, at the moment they are first entangled.

Ain’t that strange? Ain’t that weird? Ain’t that concerning? Logic would dictate that the state of the entangled particles is set from the start, and we just find out what that set state was when we measure them. But that turns out not to be true.

So, if your phone was a quantum particle, then it could indeed be in multiple places at once, until you find it. But it isn’t. It’s in the same place all along, you just forgot. But, what if that is the case because the phone was constantly observed? Your phone company has constant access to the precise location of your phone, to send signals like calls, messages, internet data, and Mossad spyware in the form of ads.

And even if that wasn’t the case, the phone is a physical object existing in reality, so it constantly interacts with it.

That’s why, when you lose your phone, you can be sure, you are just forgetful, and the universe isn’t playing tricks on you. Which is not the case with missing socks. Those are stollen by Gnomes, I assume for some sick ritual purpose, or as a threat.

Remain safe, remain vigilant, and kill every Gnome you see, for the sake of you, your children, and humanity’s future. God bless.