The statement was the Kremlin's first explicit acknowledgement that he may have been assassinated.
    • @ZombiepirateEnglish
      59•1 year ago

      Local butcher says someone chopped up this cow and put it into nice little convenient paper packages with a bit of twine for the low, low price of $6/lb

  • BOMBSEnglish
    72•1 year ago

    “Notorious wife beater says that his wife may have been punched in the face on purpose.”

  • @IR8English
    36•1 year ago

    No shit Sherlock

  • @Geek_KingEnglish
    30•1 year ago

    I’m surprised that airplane didn’t fall out of a window.

    • The dogspaw English
      2•1 year ago

      The sky is God’s widow so technically he did fall out a window

  • @silentdonEnglish
    24•1 year ago

    Planes are so unreliable nowadays

      • @[email protected]English
        13•1 year ago

        Its a misconception that fluid means liquid. A fluid is a substance that has no fixed geometry, and conforms to the environment around it. If you adjust for time, you could make an argument that ice is a fluid, as glaciers flow almost like a river. Steam is definitely a fluid, as are all liquids and gases.

      • @omega_x3English
        3•1 year ago

        You’re both wrong it is a gas

        • @JumiEnglish
          1•1 year ago

          Not if you apply enough pressure

  • @NevermindNoMindEnglish
    23•1 year ago

    I heard a Russia expert on some podcast talking about the biggest thing to Putin is loyalty. That is why Nevalni is in prison and Prigozhin is a collection of pieces in a jar. Nevalni is an enemy, a trouble maker, who after Putin tried to kill us now in jail. He’ll probably die there, but Putin is in no rush about it. He doesn’t particularly care about Nevalni. Nevalni was never disloyal because he was never on the inside, he’s always been an outside agitator.

    Prigozhin was in the inner circle, he had Putin’s trust, and he betrayed it. He was disalloyal, the most serious of crimes in Putin’s Russia. The Russia expert said Prigozhin like knew when he retreated that his days were numbered. But why did Putin wait so long? He doesn’t like to feel like he’s pressured to do anything, he likes to take his time and strike when he feels like it, to make it clear that he’s making a decision to act, not reacting to circumstances. Also, he may have wanted to lull Prigozhin into a false sense of security, trick him into thinking maybe he had been forgiven. Prigozhin appears to have thought so, posting about how he and Wagner were staffing up in Africa.

    Anyway, the dude is cold, or at least that’s how he wants to be perceived. He’s sending a message about the importance of loyalty to him. Same with the Russia spies who got the nerve agent treatment in the UK after defecting to the west - disloyal = the harshest death penalty.

    • @[email protected]English
      5•1 year ago

      He also probably waited a bit to see who else might be emboldened to stand up to him.

      He probably saw the coup as an opportunity to weed out any undesirables who expose themselves in favor of Wagner. As we all know, nobody stepped up.

      Would’ve been interesting if at least 1 high-ranking official joined in with Prigo.

  • @scarabicEnglish
    22•1 year ago

    “Let’s wait for the results of our Russian investigation,” Peskov said.

    BWAHAHAHA

  • @[email protected]English
    14•1 year ago

    If you think about it, this really is the best way for him to get out of the spotlight for the coup attempt.

    Plane crashed, everything is burnt to shit, some official list says he was on it, some poor blokes remains get buried, and he moves on living under a different name

    • @KyyrypyyEnglish
      19•1 year ago

      They also confurmed it with DNA. Then again, a bottle of vodka to the right person, and the DNA test says the bloke who got buried was mr. Pringles.

    • The dogspaw English
      2•1 year ago

      There is zero chance he’s still alive everyone saw the videos before the coup no way he stays quiet if he’s still alive