• @KeyserSoze61
    link
    English
    231 year ago

    I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    141 year ago

    Man, this would be a cool TV show. They just need some ninja suits and learn some martial arts.

  • @Geek_King
    link
    91 year ago

    To be fair, their sewer home was pretty cozy and well furnished.

      • @Geek_King
        link
        21 year ago

        The million dollar idea! Smell-o-sense TV! I still stand by the my statement that the Ninja Turtle’s home looked cozy, I can’t speak to the aroma. Depending on the iteration of the turtles, sometimes it’s more of an abandoned subway station and not a raw sewage system.

        • @EmpathicVagrant
          link
          11 year ago

          Didn’t a show at one point do ‘smell-o-vision’? I can’t recall who though.

      • @Viking_Hippie
        link
        2
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        And because of the TV rule that every protagonist home must be unrealistically spacious and well-appointed compared to their stated income bracket and other factors. Unless the protagonist is canonically rich af, then they just play it straight.

  • @PopcornPrincess
    link
    English
    31 year ago

    They’re so cute 🥹 I would def watch the live-action remake.

  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
    link
    English
    2
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    They wore trenchcoats and fedoras to pass as human. They didn’t have to live in the sewer. Humans were dumb as shit if they could be so easily fooled by just coats and hats that clearly still had their giant turtle heads exposed!

  • @JuzoInui
    link
    English
    11 year ago

    Turtle 1: naw I wanna eat some rat Turtle 2: same here Turtle 3: where’s my knife Turtle 4: got the grill going. Let’s fucken EAT

    • AbsolutelyNotCatsOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      5
      edit-2
      1 year ago

      You are not wrong since Splinter was a rat in the original comics but a mutant human in the TV series.

      You’re not correct either.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        21 year ago

        I like the “splinter was a human” versions better. Despite everything absurd in TMNT, it’s how easily he just learns ninjitsu that seems impossible to me. In one version he learns it from a single book in the sewers!

      • @Landmammals
        link
        21 year ago

        I stand corrected. Thanks, I learned something today!