*like everybody
Funhole is the first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content!
Also why do you insist on vilifying my best friend Mobilek?!
:( I know but my friends don’t understand the real meaning of the “fun” part in “funhole”… sad… sad…
And Mobilek IS EVIL, it’s not your best friend! It’s just a talking computer in the shape of a phone (bad)! You should not talk to computers! You should not touch computers!
It begins with “it’s just for keeping in touch with the family” and it becomes you tipping in little computer boxes!
But he can talk to satellites!
I can also talk to satellites, they just can’t hear me when I’m down
I hope you feel better, buddy.
And that’s why he’s my best friend…
Strange reason, but ok!
That’s a funny looking book he’s holding
Thank you for engaging!
Yes it’s a gun book, but you can use a hammer book too!
I prefer my pump action books
Make sure to consume content at 232.78°C
Minus 1° it can destroy Mobilek while preserving your book!
Thank you for engaging with my content!
Was this the script for Amazon’s War of the Worlds?
Thank you for engaging with my content!
I don’t know I don’t Amazon. Was the script generated by a cumpunto?
I don’t think so, but it’s so bad it may as well have been. Being more disjointed and crazy might’ve helped it suck less.
They should fine tune language models with funhole comment. It would be funnier.
Aliens arrive on earth. One human downvote the aliens. Every other humans start saying “Thank you for creating content!”. Then the aliens respond “Thank you for engaging with my content” to every single human. Then a picture with the word “CUM” appears in the sky and every one upvote. Jesus arrive from nowhere and humans and aliens are all upprayed and happy. The end.
Post credit scene: Someone report me for promoting violence.
My Mobilek doesn’t have teeth – is that an add-on I can buy?
It’s a paid app with a monthly subscription on the MobilekStore.
This clears things up. Thank you for your educational content
Thank you for engaging with my content!
Thank me for editing my comments!
Thank you for editing your comment!
…
Unless you’ve done it on your Mobilek…
Phone bad!
Book good!
Phone bad!
Thank you for creating tutorial content!
Thank you for following it!
I am beginning to understand Funhole a bit more with every post…Books have always been my ally (curated based on author as there are some bad actors out in Book Land). I knew that talking to computers, even small ones was the worst mistake that anyone could make. A phone is a tool, but, it is never your friend!
Thank you for your understanding!
(and don’t listen to the creators on the mobilek team, they’re brainwashed and want you to follow them on their boat to do weird things with eggs)
FUNHOLE:
CIVIL WAR
SOON™
Yeah!
Thank you for acknowledgment of my understanding! Mobilek does have deranged creators, but their weird egg related activities aren’t so bad (I don’t jive with that kink though). However, their Mobilek chatbots which are actively brainwashing and making people think weird, reality disconnected thoughts is far creepier. Their trying to keep people clicked up in a darker way than most; all for the money dollars, surveillance, and control!
absolutely! stay prayed up!
Don’t talk to me or my mobilek’s ai-girlfriend ever again!
People praise books over other forms of text/reading and I don’t get it. Books can be as vapid and stupid as social media. Just read anything by Ayn Rand or Terry Goodkind.
Well, if you drop the full sword of bullshit series from the second floor, it’s pretty useful for destroying a Mobilek.
(presented in video format, hosted on an evil war profiting corporation’s server so your phone can tell you how to read a book.)
I feel very dirty watching this on my mobilek.
Terry Goodkind… Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in years
We, the apostles of prophet Mobilek!
“Funhole” sounds like a sexual euphemism…
Get your mind out of the gutter, sir!
bonk! go to hornhole
That’s just the beginning of the fun part!
Thanks for engaging!
Thank you for creating gun shaped book with a trogger content!
Thank you for creating content to view on my Mobilek
Thank you for engaging on your Mobilek!
Glad you have no soul.
Mobilek ?= "Mo[re] bile, kay?":(Yes!
