Cornetto
Just one? /joke
Giiiiive it toooo meeee 🎶🎶🎶
Nelson, I owe you about 15p!
No thanks, I’m good. I already have nose hair clippers, 5Kg weights and an electric hammer.
You could have made your own:
The contents of the till, please
A welding mask and a 12 foot swimming pool, please.
Some random middle-aisle yarn and a load of knock-off Percy Pigs, please!
Cornetto
Just one?
Man I miss Cornettos
Need some more milk, cheers
Aldi knock off white monster think its dark thunder, White one only, sugar free you see for me diabeetis
Their knock-off Pringles aka “Prongles” in our house.
Also their Magnums, which just seem to have a “G” on the box. Hence, “Gagnums”.
I’ll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please
200W or 400W?
Careful you’re about to be lumbered with a 100-set of drill bits made of
steelbutterSelf-lubricating drill bits are just what I need!
One pinto bean please
Do you mean one can, or just a single pinto bean? Someone will have to distract the security guard while I whip out the can opener
Cornetto
How long you gonna be with my wine!? I’m gaggin’ here.
I’ll take a pack of the knock off biscoff ice creams while your there.
My grandad loved them!
I mean… Are you still there?
If so - one of those huge lasagnas would be awesome. Cheers.
