And I mean to actually use with your voice, you may be one of the people who likes “cockwomble” but if you only ever type it out online then that doesn’t count!
Bollocks, sometimes with a modifier:
Fucking bollocks Fucking load of bollocks Bollocky fuck twat What a load of bollocks Bollocks That’s bollocks
Let’s not forget the dog’s bollocks
“Bollocks” is a classic for a reason.
Fucking love calling anything a cunt, whether that’s me, a golf ball, the stupid cunt that just cut me up. It’s just versatile man.
Shitcunt seems to be gaining popularity, but I’m a purist.
Fuck or Cunt
Yesterday my kid made up the insult “bucket gobbler” while playing in the tub, and I might use it on him next time he gets uppity with me.
It sounds very obscene but I can’t tell you why!
Neither can he!
Personally I’m torn between shit for its general versatility and applicability as a substitute for most other words, and bastard which is great to say as a sharp northern bass-ted or a longer southern baaar-sturd
I love calling someone a ‘berk’. Simple, harmless word but it’s got a good affectionate ring to it.
Pretty sure that is derived from cockney rhyming slang for calling someone the c-word (berkely hunt). But luckily for you I don’t think that’s common knowledge haha
I have always thought that the most effective and efficient is: Bellend
Used most often: Fuck
Most amused by: Bellend
I’m partial to Knobhead. It’s softer than cunt but still has a harsh sound
You can’t beat cunt.
So satisfying to say, and makes people squirm.
I don’t swear much in day to day life… Except when I’m driving, then my go to word is cunt
Fuck’s sake, and alternatively Fucksocks.
My mum stubbed her toe once and came out with “ya fucking shitty bastard” so that’s a firm favourite combo for me now.
‘Weapons-grade bellend’.