“We have fun here” Run…
“We work hard, but we play hard, too”
Translation: you will be ground into dust under the workload, but there’s a ping pong/foosball table in the break room (nobody will ever be seen playing it or ask you to play)
The day that you and a coworker play a game in the break room will be your saddest day on record
no, the saddest day on record is when the ball/paddles/other necessary equipment for the table game goes missing and nobody bothers to replace it, because then even the idea of hope for fun has died.
My work has flexible hours
I can come and go as i please so long i attend the meetings (which can be done remotely, and theres quite few)
Where the hell do you people work?
The United States is a service based economy where 8/10 people work providing services to other consumers.
Of those 8/10, probably 7/10 (at least) work for companies that dont offer “do whatever you want” schedules
