When the coffee machine is out at work I eat the beans. Then my coworkers look at me strangely.
How do those taste actually?
Like coffee.
Well of course x3
They’re pretty good honestly! I get chocolate covered espresso beans and they’re awesome.
I love these.
If it works, it works.
That’s nothing. Take a mouthful of instant coffee and wash it down with a gulp of milk.
I make my own “cowboy coffee chew”.
Mix together instant coffee, sugar, and powdered non-dairy creamer, then knead in just enough honey so that it makes a solid mass about the consistency of Play-Doh.
You use it like chewing tobacco, just stick a pinch between your cheek and gum. Unlike tobacco, there’s no need to spit, you can swallow the juice.
Thats unhinged, I’m trying that
Uh, coffee milk is a thing. Why is this in any way shocking to anyone?
I would do this too. Often would microwave the milk a bit to warm it up, mixes better so isn’t lumpy. Maybe add some hot chocolate mix and cinnamon if I was feeling fancy.
I do this every day… It’s nice. More milk in my coffee.









