• JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    One thing we rarely if ever see is Grandpa Nutmeg’s trophy case of hurdles awards. That sucker could be a whole wing of the house…

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        Conspiracy theory: grandpa and is friend there are actually little people who made their fortunes as stilt-walkers in the circus. Only Grandma knows their secret. Their arms are of course, a genetic abnormality.