Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

From the artist:

This one is for the millennial Pokémon fans who always suspected Magikarp had hidden talents beyond “Splash.”

A friend with an imagination that absolutely should be studied by science said, “What if Magikarp was… a sexy stripper?”

And my brain said: “Say no more.”

So here we are. A full acrylic painting of Magikarp working the stage like it’s the final evolution it always deserved. The sign says SPLASH, because obviously the moves are devastating.

Artist’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sellman_j