He’s playing all sides so he always comes out on top.
Through the force all things are possible, so jot that down.
“It sounds like we’re gonna hurt these Padawans.”
“No! If they said they didn’t want to duel with us knights we would let them go, but they aren’t going to say no. Because of the implication.”
And the bounty hunter covers his tracks with a poison dart that only comes from one place that doesn’t appear on any maps but the dude who runs the local greasy diner knows where it is and happens to be friends with your future apprentices current master
When you put it like that, it just make sense.
Now this is what I call podracing. Best Star Wars meme I’ve seen in a while thanks bud. Looks like the meme drought is letting up…
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