Where’s the tutu?
On the VokVok.
But where is orchidorchid??
The TwoTuvix task failed successfully: the joy of killing Tuvix twice unlocked.
Or alternatively … Janeway can now unmerge the two Tuvixens (:)) into:
- TutuVokVok
(commander material, has a permanent tutu)
- FlowerFlower
(pretty, blooms twice as much, keeps up crew morale)
- Neeeelilixx’N
(Neelix² level of annoying, just for killing, which again helps with morale)Just so many more fun ways to try murder
What happens on Voyager stays on Voyager … 's logs & goes directly to the academy to train future coffee addicts.
(OK but like a sketch show, eg Robot Chicken style, where they just show 100 different increasingly convoluted ways of murdering Tuvix.)
Oh god that’d be fucking great…
Unironically what they should’ve done before separating (one of) him.
Oh god. I never even realized this scenario was also possible and they could have done this.
Or, now hear me out, keep one teleporter clone and un-merge the other. Just as much murder, but now twice the moral dilemma.
Oh no you didn’t!!!
