• @Cypher
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    441 year ago

    Scientist: don’t anthropomorphise this

    Journalist: noted but that won’t stop me

    • harmonea
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      61 year ago

      I mean, we were all thinking it. Putting the warning to stop us from doing so seriously while still indulging the joke was the right way to go.

    • @Etterra
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      31 year ago

      I’m willing to bet that most people who roll coal fit into this category. Loud muscle cars and ridiculously loud Harleys too. Anything to get attention, especially if it makes them feel like they’ve got a big fat… wallet. Yeah let’s go with wallet.

    • sj_zero
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      31 year ago

      As someone who drives a subcompact car, I can get behind this.

      But if I ever buy a truck we’ll have some words.

  • cre0
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    131 year ago

    Well as they say… speak softly and carry a massive dong

  • @Manifish_Destiny
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    121 year ago

    I could have guessed this. In my own observations, the same thing is true with larger primates as well.

  • ゴン太
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    71 year ago

    Shout out to my outlier small-balled chill primate dudes in my life.

  • CIWS-30
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    51 year ago

    Aren’t human beings also just primates too? I think this’d apply to us as well.

  • @Mateja23
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    31 year ago

    Huh, I guess that’s why I’m quiet all the time.

  • @glitch1985
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    11 year ago

    **Study found.

    This article is over 5 years old.