You boil the Hell out of it!

  • Flying Squid
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    181 year ago

    The pope has a water cannon.

    It’s a water cannon.

    He punches holes in it.

    It’s a holey water cannon.

    He blesses it.

    It’s a holy holey water cannon.

    He blesses the hell out of it.

    It’s a wholly holy holey water cannon.

    Batman and Robin arrive.

    He shoots them.

    • zeet
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      71 year ago

      Holy contrived punchline, Batman!

      • Flying Squid
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        11 year ago

        Yeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.

  • @wisefoolkp
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    71 year ago

    Not sure whether to upvote or downvote for making me laugh at something so dumb… Lol

    • TugOP
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      91 year ago

      That’s the whole point of Dad Jokes! Groans and eye rolls are also acceptable