The speculum pathologizes it as a hazard that needs clamping open. The singing bowl etherealizes it into some weightless “glowing center” we’re supposed to transcend. Both industries—medical and wellness—profit from the exact same thing: keeping you disconnected from the heavy, sweaty, erotic flesh that actually belongs to you.

Sayyida Noor just wrote the most vicious, funny, and liberating takedown of that scam I’ve read in years. Click. Read. Then feel your pelvis drop back into your body like it was always meant to.