• Darkard
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    3 years ago

    Donate blood.

    Blood is transfusioned into a guy

    Guy gets a boner

    Your blood in his rod

    You gave a guy a boner

  • odium@programming.dev
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    3 years ago

    Lmao. At least he’s doing a good thing for all the ppl who need plasma regardless of his motivation.

  • Dim0N
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    3 years ago

    Our cells are literally shared

    Jokes on him, plasma donations don’t have any cells from him.

  • Fedizen
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    3 years ago

    afaik plasma donations don’t include cells

  • SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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    3 years ago

    I’m not sure why, but I’ve scrolled past this post at least half a dozen times and my brain still insists on interpreting the title as Latin at first glance. Like, I read the middle word as “doe-nah-tes.”

    • Winged_Hussar
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      3 years ago

      Not sure which person you are “who” -ing, but:

      Ironmouse

      Conner

      Iron mouse has an immune disorder (CVID) that has her bedridden. Her and Conner together have raised quite a bit of money for the IDF (Immune deficiency fund).