• MrSebSin
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    441 year ago

    Stop wasting tax dollars stopping this man doing what he wants.

    • Dojan
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      201 year ago

      But it’s dangerous; he could end up in a better place.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 year ago

      The issue was that he threatened to detonate a bomb if the coast guard got close. He also said he had knives and would kill himself.

    • themeatbridge
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      11 year ago

      He definitely would have died at least twice if not for coast guard intervention, and it seems like that’s what he wants.

  • originalucifer
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    221 year ago

    let me get this straight… if a millionaire builds a million dollar , untested experimental craft and goes and plays in the ocean, hes fine.

    if some poor schlup scrapes together a bunch of crap into an experimental craft and foes and plays in the ocean, hes stopped, investigated, and arrested when he refuses to comply.

    why the disparity in treatment? oh right, money. people with money can do whateverthefucktheywant

  • @riodoro1
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    1 year ago

    Released on a $250000 bond.

    Ah yes, you are allowed to do whatever you want as long as youre rich

    • Chainweasel
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      351 year ago

      That’s $50,000 more than Trump’s bail in Georgia.

      Try to rig an election all you want, but running in a hamster wheel on the ocean? Now that’s serious!

  • @kescusayM
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    141 year ago

    Isn’t this like the third time he’s tried?

  • stilgar [he/him]
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    101 year ago

    Again?! Is there some kind of reverse Darwin award for doing the most stupid shit and somehow not dying?

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        True, but now and then, stupid shit by stupid people pays off:

        • “Let’s use this raft and head for open waters” -> discovers hawaii
        • “I’m sick of foraging. Imma dive into the water and pry open that thing on the rock down there” -> Oysters
        • “Why the fuck are you burning perfectly good mammoth?” -> BBQ
      • stilgar [he/him]
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        11 year ago

        The idea is that you should die and not further your genes if you do such idiotic things (that’s the premise of the Darwin awards), this guy is very stubbornly not dying!

  • @Wilshire
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    1 year ago

    Banned from the ocean for life is a pretty hefty punishment for a Florida man. I didn’t know that was possible.

  • halfempty
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    61 year ago

    A hurricane was approaching. He would have been drowned for sure.

  • MrSebSin
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    31 year ago

    LOL I can see it now, “Cops, the Coast Guard edition. All suspects are innocent… I love what I do. Patrolling the seven seas and making a difference in people’s lives is so rewarding… We’re going to pull over this hamster wheel."

    • Semperverus
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      11 year ago

      Probably more like Reno 911

  • @[email protected]
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    21 year ago

    I would say you should mention he’s from Florida, but on rereading the title, it’s well enough implied.

    • @[email protected]
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      151 year ago

      I dunno, man, the guy threatened violence repeatedly, and the Coast Guard managed to non-violently de-escalate the whole thing, and get himself to peacefully surrender. At least in this case, they handled it exactly the way they should have.

      • @Good_Chemistry
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        Coast guard also responds to stuff like oil and haz spills and enforces environmental laws to protect endangered marine species. I think they’re pretty OK.