OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

I’ve been told suddenly loud and scary noises are best when waking octogenarians. It helps keep their heart strong.

He looks to be in a pleasant and peaceful dream state so someone must have turned on the Ivanka Trump module in his brain. As soon as they turn on the Epstein module, he’ll be up, wide awake and paranoid in no time

Shaving cream in his hand

Idiot. One does not simply stare into the Golden Fright Wig, lest he wishes those frights to wig him out! Beware!

Hey Jack Tapper, you watching this? Looking forward to you next book not about the Bidens!