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‘If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they’re not looking, I’m turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!’ --Physics’s mom
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3257/
Is that like the water jet from the swimming pool? Can I masturbate with it, too, or will it melt my nads into a gooey paste? I’m gunna try either way, I just wanna know what to expect.
I use a sprayer (pictured) to water my tomatoes. Maybe the scientists could adapt something like that for their collider? BTW what happens when you put the collider on the “mist” setting?
This kills the thumb
Would it actually?
The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised
But is powerful as hell for that brief moment!
Never mind that their thumb is now an anti-thumb.
Never shall they twiddle
The only person that can count to -1
One two three four, would you like to play thumbonuclear war?
You have to be careful with that logic, or born again right wing christian groups will go nuts. Lemme explain.
If
Christ is everywhere
Then
Christ is in the large Hadron collider.
And if
[stuff] inside the collider becomes anti-[stuff]
Then:
–> The LHC creates the Antichrist.
!!
Today’s satire is tomorrow’s debate topic.
God, it would be funny to see people protesting based on this.
Then The Antichrist and Christ touches and is turned into energy, and levels half of Switzerland.
Oh no, they’d have to move the wef to monaco
And think what that would do to the snow sports industry.
Oh, like covering the end of the hose, lol
I could be wrong but I don’t think those particles are largely effected by that type of pressure.
Imagine backing up and shoving that in your butt.
The hose scientists are like “hmm the particles stopped flowing, there must be a kink.”
It would literally give you ass cancer.
Oh no, you wouldn’t even have time to get cancer. That shit’ll just straight up kill your cells then and there.
Let’s make anti-shit!
Behold… The Extra-Large Hadron Collider!
Hell, let’s go American sizes… XXXL Hadron Collider!
