• Skua@kbin.earth
    11·
    3 days ago

    There’s a joke about Leyndell = Lidl somewhere in here but I’m not witty enough to make it

    • zikzak025
      4·
      3 days ago

      I once went to go return some expired food at Leydl, but they refused to honor it. When I asked to speak to the manager, the woman working customer service just left and came back with a red wig and I was so confused.

  • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
    11·
    3 days ago

    You must spend a COUPON to restore humanity

    Edit: oh its ER. Ok how about

    A Tarnished of no renown.
    Cross the fog, to the Groceries Between.
    To stand before the Elden Manager.
    And become the Coupon Lord.