Facebook is a cesspool. I run a small “tech news and tips” page that local friends/family follow and where I’ll post little tidbits. Today I made a post about “compartmentalizing” your online life and I didn’t think and included the word “hack” in the post. It’s just comment after comment of crap like this.

  • Snipe_AT
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    241 year ago

    hey is your facebook public?
    if not just send me a quick dm, I can quickly and easily private your account.
    i did so for my nephew just 5 minutes ago.
    just kindly send me a dm, and I’ll send a verification code to your phone.
    100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back.

    /s

    • GerowenOP
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      71 year ago

      Wow I was seriously shook for a moment until I saw the /s at the end, lol.

      • Snipe_AT
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        91 year ago

        i debated whether or not to include it, but defaulted to it always being hard to discern without knowing the person. haha

  • @ShlorpianMafia
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    91 year ago

    Where’s the fuckup? I just see loads of generous people offering to help with your problems. In fact, I’m available to help too if you kindly send your login and password 🥸

  • @A_Toasty_StrudelM
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    81 year ago

    Oh jeez! How long did it take before they started uncanning the spam?

    • GerowenOP
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      61 year ago

      Less than 10 minutes.

  • BootlegHermit
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    31 year ago

    I see you used the word “hack”. For small fee I make the unlock for your Kbin!

    /s