• LongRedCoat
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    539 months ago

    It’s our first (that I’m aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we’ve grown.

    • R0cket_M00se
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      199 months ago

      Wha- what? Lemmy, is… Evolving?


      Your Lemmy has evolved into LOMMY.

    • Eddie
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      159 months ago

      I was going to post a comment similar to this. We’ve made history here!

      HI YOUTUBE!

  • @DadHands
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    369 months ago

    Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me

    • @[email protected]
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      279 months ago

      There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

    • @mizu6079
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      • @johker216
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        59 months ago

        Are you fully pooped out yet?

      • @DadHands
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        It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular

    • @[email protected]
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      119 months ago

      Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!

      • @[email protected]
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        38 months ago

        I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.

      • A.R.S
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        18 months ago

        Inside muscle I guess.

        Jokes aside, it can depend on the physiology and lifestyle of the person as well.

      • @Thepinyaroma
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        99 months ago

        Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.

        • @Son_of_dad
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          69 months ago

          Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.

        • Ben
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          59 months ago

          Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?

    • @Rhyz
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      79 months ago

      Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!

    • ShittyKopper [they/them]
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      I had surgery fairly recently and didn’t need to poop for about 5 of the 7 days they kept me in the hospital.

      not sure if it was the food or just not doing anything but laying on a hospital bed for a week but it can be done.

    • @BeMoreCareful
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      I’m not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it’d depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods… I bet we could float it.

      • InnKeeper
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        28 months ago

        Would lentils and beans protect it from imploding?

    • @dylanTheDeveloper
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      18 months ago

      “Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!”

  • TheSaneWriter
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    288 months ago

    Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.

  • @PriorProject
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    This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:

    image

    • @Polpota
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      … YOU CAN IMAGE INSIDE A COMMENT!? Why did I have to learn this on a poop meme!?

  • @[email protected]
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    209 months ago

    Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend

    • R0cket_M00se
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      159 months ago

      “Don’t ask why I need this” lol

      • @Sunforged
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        28 months ago

        That was honestly the part that made the post an instant classic.

      • @[email protected]
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        48 months ago

        This video is sponsored by Poop4me.com do you find yourself tired out by all the pooping you have to do? Are you tired of spending hours alone in the bathroom and on the John? Visit Poop4me.com to end bathroom loneliness once and for all - our platform will help connect you with poop surrogates near you who can alleviate your digestive needs and take the load off your personal colon. Use code ‘bumhole’ for 25% off your first purchase today

    • @hemkoOP
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      58 months ago

      Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Sunday?

      Employers love this trick

  • @[email protected]
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    179 months ago

    I mean, if you’re going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.

    Luckily they didn’t have to go through that ordeal.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    89 months ago

    Alright, can I get some context here? I’ve been pretty busy today…

  • @[email protected]
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    88 months ago

    I know such a man personally. He didn’t poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.

    • @Serpent
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      28 months ago

      Did they let him take it home as a souvenir?