This is the founding myth we need!
I’m so happy to be alive when this happened
I was there 3000 years ago when the no-poop challenge happened.
…and it was a heartwarming moment.
So was it you that shat this? https://lemmy.ca/post/871718
What do you think happens at the end of the three day no poop challenge? Some things need to be preserved, for the better of humanity.
[email protected] We beseech thee
I was there when the lemmy no poop meme spawned.
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The kind of deep lore that will be spoken of in 1h YouTube essays in 10 years - unless YouTube became peertube by then or something.
We need remindmebot so I can have it remind me of this post in 10 years
just use your calendar or something
In theory, if the submarine didn’t implode, the billionaires would have the same challenge.
I think the conspiracy theories around it are super fascinating.
That was the point of the original shitpost
Dam that shit flew over my head
It’s our first (that I’m aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we’ve grown.
Wha- what? Lemmy, is… Evolving?
Your Lemmy has evolved into LOMMY.
Ba. Na. Na. Banananananana. Bam.
Do do do do dododo - dododo - dododo
You mean LOOMMY, right?
I was going to post a comment similar to this. We’ve made history here!
HI YOUTUBE!
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
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Are you fully pooped out yet?
It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
Inside muscle I guess.
Jokes aside, it can depend on the physiology and lifestyle of the person as well.
At times I only shit like once a week 💀
Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.
you need more fibre
Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
I had surgery fairly recently and didn’t need to poop for about 5 of the 7 days they kept me in the hospital.
not sure if it was the food or just not doing anything but laying on a hospital bed for a week but it can be done.
Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?
I’m not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it’d depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods… I bet we could float it.
Would lentils and beans protect it from imploding?
“Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!”
Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.
the lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced
the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced
Just like poop
I know this post
It will go down as a classic
This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:
… YOU CAN IMAGE INSIDE A COMMENT!? Why did I have to learn this on a poop meme!?
Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend
“Don’t ask why I need this” lol
That was honestly the part that made the post an instant classic.
No, but if you have the cash you could always just hire a surogate.
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Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Sunday?
Employers love this trick
So we’ve moved from implosions to explosions.
I mean, if you’re going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.
Luckily they didn’t have to go through that ordeal.
Death before submarine poop.
@hemko Wait, people have to *plan* to do this? I should see my doctor.
The one true shitpost.
Alright, can I get some context here? I’ve been pretty busy today…
What in the Kentucky fried fuck?
Also, thanks!
I know such a man personally. He didn’t poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.
Did they let him take it home as a souvenir?
