Sausaging Doggedly

Dick Dangerously

Shafted longingly.

Scrotuming ballsily

So overly sexualised men that are poorly written by women?

I’m going to guess this would mainly happen in romance/romantic fantasy novels, and probably Twilight?

I don’t know if there’s much of a demographic crossover between readers of those types of books and the fediverse? I could be wrong, idk.

“He pecced boopily”