Serpentine Gala Attendance Now Officially Contractual 'Asset Deployment Strategy' for Celebrities

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Serpentine Gala Attendance Now Officially Contractual 'Asset Deployment Strategy' for Celebrities

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Satire · 3 months ago

Celebrity Gala Attendance Becomes Asset Deployment

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Celebrities must now view the Serpentine Gala not as a party, but a mandatory 'Asset Deployment Strategy' dictated by their talent agencies.

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