Most food is like that when you think about it.
Bread rises due to yeast farts.
Eggs are well, eggs.
All fruits are ovaries.
Cheese is rotten milk.
etc. etc. etc.
Air??? You mean plant shit?
HEY EVERYONE YOURE BREATHING PLANT SHIT
AND THE PLANTS EAT MY LUNG SHIT
It’s shit eating all around.
Oh shit!
Honey is bee vomit.
And mead is the best form of wine; it is vompee. QED.
Don’t even get me started on mushrooms
Trump looks like he just sharted in the last pic
Fun fact: 21/7, he’s continously sharting.
The remaining 3 hours of the day, he’s literally shitting the bed.
All that McDonald’s and being regularly ass fucked by Putin keep his sphincter nice and loose.
And if you drink beverages carbonated naturally via fermentation you’re drinking yeast farts
Why was Trump being interviewed by one of the Supermen from the Flash TV show crossover?
TIL I’m into watersports.
I will forgive you for making me look at Trump. This time.
