I don’t understand how one dude in the secret service doesn’t just become the biggest hero of all US history. It would take one afternoon and he’d be set for life

I don’t know… “Diarrhea Bob” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

Suppression of… sunshine? And exercise? How are those being suppressed?

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