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It says TAB right on there. TAB was an early “diet cola” from Coke. TIL. Now I get why its heyday was in the 70s.
You’re not sure? Really? The “Drink this if you don’t want to be fat and unattractive” seems pretty obvious, no?
i was sarcastic
“Drink this to be thin enough for a man to desire you”
“And not a particularly attractive man, just… you know… a man.”
“What every woman needs!”
Get stuck in the miasma under that receding hairline! TAB!
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