A Redditor suggested compiling a list and tracking all that Sarah has suffered and I thought it’s a good idea.Thanks to facialSwelling for the side-by-side.
This absolute imbecile once went to the ER - FOR A HEADACHE!
I just about lost it on her. I have been a chronic, intractable migraine sufferer for 35 years. The disease has cost me jobs, friendships, milestone events, and many moments in between with my 3 beloved children.
I have been admitted countless times for level 10 pain that has been intractable, putting me at an increased risk for stroke. I’ve lost all muscle tone in my right side occasionally, lost my ability to speak and have blown blood vessels in my eyes. It’s an ugly, multi-faceted disease and people like this bitch are part of the reason why migraine disorder is still so widely misunderstood.
Are there varying degrees of the disease? Absolutely, it’s a neurological spectrum disorder. But I do not, for one single solitary second believe that she has migraines. I never use the C word but when I think about her wasting valuable resources at the hospital because poor little birdy has a bloody headache - fuck me, I was spitting venom.
Ugh. She’s the absolute worst human. I’m sorry
Wasn’t that on her daughter’s 16th birthday to boot?
Yep, the oldest
I’m so sorry. 🥺
I am so sorry you’ve had to live with that kind of pain.
“Diagnosed with something called melasma”
Straight eyelash trauma
IBS
Migraines
Gluten intolerance
Dairy allergy
Hook trauma (movie)
Thyroid
“HASH-motos”
Anxiety
Depression
Lost feeling in legs “bone on bone from being skinny” (in reality was obsessed with being like Shane’s yoga instructor gf and pretended to love yoga - pinched a nerve in neck from poor form)
To anxious to drive with kids alone when they were little (wonder where she went)
PMDD
PTSD
Active suicial ideation
Vaginal Shingles
Preclempsia
Breast cancer
Skin cancer
Insomnia
Black toe nails
Cooking trauma
She almost died from being called out about her filters and plagiarism. There was the cancer scare right after a TV segment where she looked totally different from what she looked like on Instagram.
Luckily, she had 75 free trips to Disney, memes and scented candles to save her.
PLEASE never forget: she is also VERY wealthy; her soon-to-be ex-husband declared on a podcast that they could both quit working and be set for life. What a relief! We all have to work through our real struggles. Sarah giggled at Shane’s wealth brag and said, “You’re right,” and she felt better. Bless.
Most importantly, all of her health scares and “illnesses” and traumas are made public online on her socials, and she purchases articles on YAHOO.ca to promote her struggles. She’s a performance artist after all, cough, I mean warrior.
You guys!!! I almost died!
Cancer is funny!
Her cure:
Never let go!
It’s OK!
No one masks like Sarah Nicole Landry, thebirdspapaya. She keeps it all in, never shows or shares her struggles. ;) wink!
OMG! Will this pill make me fat?
😜
Re the lost feelings in legs, she then claimed to have to be put on life long medication.
Dark armpits syndrome!
This just occurred to me rereading this… She’s so full of shit. Did she really say she had preeclampsia?! I don’t remember that. But if she did, which I actually did, she would never have been allowed to give birth at home. More bullshit, birdshit…
When I first discovered her she was popping those Arrae pills and telling her followers it magically made her bloat disappear and she could eat gluten. Her gluten intolerance references have increased over the years and she likes highlighting all the gluten-free options during her frequent trips to Disney. She also likes to tell Shane he should write a gluten-free cookbook since he catered to her and made the gf dumplings, pancakes etc.
She’s made vague references in blog posts to having overcome PTSD that resulted from an early childhood trauma.
Botox for migraines
Alleged sobriety to keep the migraines at bay
Breast cancer scare - that deserves it’s own comment box
Skin cancer scare
Thyroid issues - to explain the ‘swelling’ she endured during the Breakfast Television, WH magazine shoot and Reitman launches
Ongoing trauma caused by seeing the movie Hook during her formative years
Peripartum depression while pregnant with L
IBS - apparently the red onion in Eastside Mario’s salad is a big trigger but she just has to eat it!
Cortisol spikes make her swell (lol)
PMDD
Suicidal ideation
Melasma - according to Sarah this is the result of a ‘devastating’ sunburn suffered as a child
Great list! Should we add (selective) sensory issues when (some) things touch her neck?
And don’t forget her post partum (5 years later) symptoms 😂
Great list! She’s also anemic, apparently, and now has ADHD.
I also forgot the PTSD she says she experiences by having to plan and cook meals. She says it was a result from marriage #1 while she was chained in the house . /s
I really can’t stand people who use terms like PTSD and have no idea how people who do experience it have to live.
Should we include ‘her lips swell during pregnancy’?
the collection of receipts on lemmy is chefs kiss. appreciate everyone here for contributing to this archive of truth!
Snatched! (2025)
Lol… No filler
She definitely claimed perinatal depression she had a whole reel or story/post on it
And waited until it was mental health day to make a performance out of it.
She forgot to tag this post “sponsored”
Lmao her trying to fake cry
Taking a pic of her fake crying self is so calculated and, frankly, alarming. I guess it’s supposed to make people want to offer comfort and boosts engagement
She took a photo?? Wow!
does anyone have the video where she is joking about her breast cancer scare in her car?
The one with the result or the one when she’s talking about the original scare?
i cant remember the difference between the two! car? making a joke about how she likes one tit better than the other? it was so fucked up. but like, any receipts of her making light of cancer are important ones to keep, i think.
I have one the one in the car when she’s talking about finding the lump. She’s left that one posted on her grid. I don’t have the one posted, so flippantly, telling everyone it’s a cyst. She may have just put that in stories so people could be left with the impression she had been diagnosed with cancer. In fact, one of her big supporters posted something, to that effect, while defending her against a person making a valid observation. I can see if I can find that comment I think it was screenshot and posted in a snark
I’ll go through my evidence folder this weekend. I may have the cyst one. We all need to start a detective agency.
That would be so fun!
yes that’s the one i was remembering, i think! flippant is exactly the word, it’s so so twisted to me that she has (more than once!!) used cancer in her grift.
Never forget the lifelong medications she’s on, filtering herself super skinny!
“I’m not exactly a fan of tummy baring” lol, oh how the times have changed.
Yet she’s never talked about the so called meds she’s on, that I can recall?!
She also defeated obesity! Bragged about being healthy. FOR YEARS. But that was all a lie. Can lying be one of her ailments? Because that one feels legit.
Her body a temple:
LOVING her body:
If you dare question her about anything. SHE will remind you that no one cared when she was a size zero. Perhaps because she’s never been a size zero.
Thebirdspapaya #sarahnicolelandry
Here’s proof that she minimized her skin cancer scare…after the fact. I’m a nurse, it’s very clear with my username. And also a skin cancer victim. I called her out.
She is so condescending!
Good for you for calling her out. What a cunty response.
The way she’s made gaslighting her profession 🖕
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I think Sarah might be reading Lemmy! Glad she picked up some more useless plastic crap - she’s really doing her part to ruin our environment.
Definitely reading here. Because AM is so hostile towards people who make the rude comments I’ve noticed that whenever Birdshit is around her she absorbs that personality too. It’s their big girl without the perfect body trauma bond. Imaging that’s your friendship - shitting on the fact that people don’t like you?!
Birdshit covered IBS, her mental heath, and her overstimulation all at once - it was definitely a reaction and a dumbass one at that! What a grand life she lives! Bikinis and clapbacks is such a full rewarding life!
I love when theBirdsPapaya tries to act tough. She’s such a loser. Show your real neck, waist and jowls, Sarah Nicole Landry.
#thebirdspapaya #sarahnicole #sarahnicolelandry #girth #girthyneck #CaglaBaktiroglu #traitorscanada #affair
I really hope it’s making her furious! The truth hurts
she 100% reads here. so much of her content (especially her insta grid captions and her shitty-ass “podcast”) contains a thinly-veiled responses to shit we say here and in reddit subs.
Looks like a psycho looking at M
Scary!
Is that a snarl? Is she bearing her snaggletooth and M? How cavewoman of her.