• @[email protected]
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    181 year ago

    Obviously God’s intention was to grant us all a feature whose physical beauty and grandeur can only be truly, authentically enjoyed by another person. Remain humble in the knowledge that even the most glorious ass in the world was never meant to be witnessed by it’s owner.

    This is the best evidence I’ve yet heard for a thoughtful God, not a cruel one.

    Dismantle the bomb.

  • drewdarko
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    131 year ago

    “I looked at my asshole in the mirror the other day… It blew my fucking mind.”

    -Adam Sandler

  • @girltwink
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    121 year ago

    Real talk though I’m upset that i can’t just walk around myself when I’m trying on outfits. Those mirrors in the fitting room that let you see yourself from several angles are so useful and i want them in my room.

    My gf has mirrors on either side of her bed. We’re both girls and we look hot asf together. Sometimes i look in the mirror and think it’s a shame that we’re the only two who get to enjoy the view.

  • @Cruxifux
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    31 year ago

    What is this from?

  • ryan
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    11 year ago

    Where is my universe noclip so I can observe myself from all angles? Why can’t I access the developer console of life? How can a loving god cause such agony?