States Spend Millions to Protect Young Athletes From Existing

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States Spend Millions to Protect Young Athletes From Existing

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Satire · 11 days ago

Young Athletes Protected From Just Existing

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Millions are being spent by states to protect young athletes from the grave dangers of existence itself, through new eligibility criteria.

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