Why didn’t he just bomb it first then discover it was a school when everyone’s kids were dead?

To be fair, Donald Trump has always had difficulty telling the difference between adults and children.

Also, so what? There are Chinese spy bases in the US and US spy bases in most countries. If that was a casus belli, we’d be in the middle of a world war right now. Might as well accuse Cubans of farting in the general direction of Guantanamo.

Man, for a split second I actually forgot that everything Trump says is false.