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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Military Unveils Nanobots Powered Entirely by Your Screams

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Military Unveils Nanobots Powered Entirely by Your Screams

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

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The military’s latest nanobots solve the battery problem by feeding on human screams, creating the unfortunate engineering breakthrough of a weapon that gets stronger the more terrified you become.

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Not cool, bro.

https://actu.epfl.ch/news/these-tiny-drones-are-powered-by-sound-2/
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  What do you mean not cool?
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    The accuracy of that satire article.
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      Life imitates art imitates life?
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Haha that’s how you know this is “The Onion” - when it says Military.

Irl it would be Musk, Bezos, or Zuckerberg.
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Thought it was real before seeing the community

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