https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rio_(Duran_Duran_album)

I had considered tracing over a photo of Vala to put over the face here, but I figured that not only do I not have much experience with that sort of thing, but the original character on the album art actually sort of looks like Vala already. With those two facts in mind, I figured it best if I just leave the character alone and focus on only manipulating the text for this joke.