It can’t really talk, but it does aggressively shout the lines from every episode in order, including the opening theme song.

Cut off one head, and another rises to take its place…

Compliance will be rewarded. Don’t you want to comply?

This is how we all became the brady bunch.

I don’t know a Morrissey that goes to our skewl!

I wonder if Dr. Morrissey constantly has to listen to them tell him stories about how there was once this misunderstanding.