Could be better, could definitely be worse. I’m still secretly hoping that my mom’s genes come through and fat distribution somehow saves me 😆
Need to eat way more for that tho…
Love a good ass licking
Girl I am so jealous, mine is flatter than flat, I have negative ass. You look amazing dear!
I have negative ass
Nooooo, not negative ass 😭
Thank you tho 💜
Butt
Butt indeed :3
Theres the nsfw post lol
You have a better butt than meeeee im jelly ❤️
My partner always says she jelly of my butt, and im jelly of your butt. So by proxy my partner is jealous of your butt 😂❤️
transitive butt jealousy
For any person A, the enviability of A’s butt is a quantity which describes the desirable traits of A’s butt. If A’s butt is less enviable than B’s butt for some other person B, we say that A is jealous of B’s butt, denoted by A ⩋᷾ B.
Let p1, p2, p3 be people such that p1 ⩋᷾ p2 and p2 ⩋᷾ p3. We can show that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 by contradiction:
Assume that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 is false. This implies that p1’s butt is at least equally enviable as p3’s. However, p1’s butt is known to be less enviable than p2’s, and p2’s butt is known to be less enviable than p3’s, implying that p1’s butt must be strictly less enviable than p3’s - a contradiction. Therefore, we can see that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 must be true, and therefore that the ⩋᷾ relation must be transitive.
i have to go to bed so y’all won’t get to see the Butt Jealousy-Enviably Lowering lemma, maybe i’ll finish that up later
I love this, had to read a couple times but i think i got it lol
I want a finish to this thesis by no later than 17:00 your time on friday ☺️❤️
i will see what i can do :3
see, i had originally tried to model jealousy as a separate relation which occurs if A’s butt is less enviable than B’s and A is insecure about their own butt, because relying entirely on the existing partial order relation of the numerical enviability value seemed kinda cheap. the problem which i didn’t realize until getting a good way into it is that in that model, jealousy is not transitive, so i simplified everything until i had a minimal example which actually fulfills the original premise. now i have two formally proven lemmas which appear to be completely useless…
side note, if i type “A” and spam autocomplete my phone now writes “A’s butt is less enviable than B’s butt”, which i think is beautiful
You found it 😂
You have a better butt than meeeee im jelly ❤️
I do not! Please don’t be jelly 😭
My partner always says she jelly of my butt, and im jelly of your butt. So by proxy my partner is jealous of your butt 😂❤️
😂
Haha, that makes sense, actually! 😆Thank you, you’re really kind ❤️
You cant stop me being jelly! Its ok though, it gives me something to aspire to! Taking more walks and doing squats and ish is going to pay off eventually 😁❤️
It totally will pay off!
I should be doing that as well, I just sit on my butt all day 😭. Maybe that’s part of the reason why it’s like that…
Good luck with the squats! 💜Hey sitting on your butt is good for other areas while on hrt, dont forget you want the fat! just not where its currently sitting probly ❤️
Whoaaaa! You have an amazing butt! Are you sure it could be better? It already looks fantastic!
P.S.
Super hot too! Your bf’s a lucky mannnn
Thank youuuu 💜
Maybe! Fat “redistribution” isn’t anywhere near done yet, so it might…plus my genes make it likelyHe is lucky, but I’m kind of a cursed treasure 😭
And I’m the one that’s lucky. He’s…well…endowed 🤭
gosh … what a butt ! sorry for the statement but i fully entered in horny otter mode (≧◡≦)’ … i may need a cold shower
wait, how could it be better :D ? darn you look perfect to me already !
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No problem at all~
Thank youu 💜By “better” I meant more fat in the area (according to genetics), but that’ll probably take years…
Although my bf did say that my butt was in “the best condition he’s seen it in since meeting me”, so that’s a good sign :D. It’s also the comment that started this whole series of pics, lolThank youu, enjoy your shower 🩷
i hope you get everything as you want it girl ^^
tbh, you got one of prettiest butts I have seen so far, so … yeah, guess it can only get better !
nah, you, hope you enjoy all the compliments and praise you get ; )
i hope you get everything as you want it girl ^^
I hope so. I’m planning FFS, but I think I’ll be fine otherwise…I hope so, at least.
tbh, you got one of prettiest butts I have seen so far, so … yeah, guess it can only get better !
Omfg, thank you so much 😭💜
you have amazing hips and butt, like, you look completely cis and pretty
Girl WHAT I checked your profile, you’re so pretty omfg ❤️
I hope this doesn’t come across as creepy, but your breasts are gorgeous! They’re goals for realAnd your hair and your face shape
Girl…I’m so jealous 😭. But happy for you 💜I don’t deserve such praise, it’s the angles, I swear 😭
Thank you so much tho, that’s super kind of you 🩷You know cis women use angles to get their photos looking good too sweetie? Every single sexy butt you’ve ever seen a photo of is doing the same thing.
NO
What? They don’t…right? I mean, they definitely don’t have to angle as much as I do to get a good pic, I’m sure of that…Have I been lied to this whole time? 😭
I’m really dumb. Super sorry…they absolutely do! my ex has some of the widest hips of any cis girl i know, and they didn’t look half this good on camera unless the angles were all funky. rest assured, you are not the only one :)
Whaaaa-? I though I was cheating or something 😆. Thanks for letting me know!
my ex has some of the widest hips of any cis girl i know
Also…wow, jealous of her. Need more hips :3
Glad I’m not the only one then. Tysm ❤️
I’m not one to get super thirsty on here (I have other communities for that), but damn girl your butt is crazy.
Domiiiiii 😭
Tysm! 💜💜Yours is definitely better tho 😉
You haven’t seen my butt yet (unless you’re lurking in some very niche discord servers 😉 😎)
I’m not, I prefer Matrix these days!
Still, yours is definitely better 😄🩷😉
wdym “fat distribution saves me”? you are looking so good, I am bit jelaous in fact so pretty
What I mean is: “Fat distribution saves me from being insecure about my butt, despite what everyone else says, and also helps me fill out my figure more in the right places”
I’m almost certain I have the genes for great lower body fat distribution. I think I’m lucky in this department…too bad about the face tho 😭. I’ll see in a couple of years!Tysm tho! Super kind 💜
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My skin has gotten a lot clearer over the years + HRT, but it’s still kinda…ugh
I should probably take better care of myself…I still have scarring from the severe acne I had as a teen and it makes it really hard to wear clothes that expose my shoulders, so I totally feel you. Although I am far more confident in a dress now than I ever was in a man’s bathing suit!
I will say though that from these photos you can’t really tell - you’re looking quite good! (Even if you think you’re cheating with the angles or lighting!)
Oh, I’m sorry to hear that 🥺
I hope your acne scars get betterAlthough I am far more confident in a dress now than I ever was in a man’s bathing suit!
Istg, men’s anything is designed to make you look your absolute worst. Especially the bathing suits!
I know you probably mean your scarring, but I don’t think anyone really looks good in a men’s bathing suit…I totally am cheating tho 😭
Thank you so much 🩷
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you got banned from every single community that you have ever commented to … username definitely checks out
Wow, that was…something
Thank you mods, that was really weird from this person ❤️
