• XillyEnglish
    11·
    2 years ago

    Sounds like the person may have a phobia of having bowel movements outside of their home. Maybe a festival of some sort?

    • RCMaehl [Any]English
      9·
      2 years ago

      My guess as well. I mean, to be fair, have you seen public festival toilets?

      • ElectroVagrantEnglish
        5·
        2 years ago

        Honestly, public toilets in general. They start at a default of expecting the worst and somehow get even worse the more particular you get.

    • ConTheLibrarianEnglish
      3·
      2 years ago

      I knew a guy who had a phobia of sharing a toilet. He said the absolute worst feeling was a warm toilet seat.

  • STUPIDVIPGUYEnglish
    10·
    2 years ago

    Haha so dumb. They’re just going camping and they’re too scared to shit in the woods

    What kind of tent has air conditioning? Lmao

    • Roadkill 🇦🇺 English
      2·
      2 years ago

      Bears shit in the woods.

      Bears eat people.

      Hard to run away from bears with your pants around your ankles.

      • STUPIDVIPGUYEnglish
        2·
        2 years ago

        Hard to run from bears with your pants around your waist too.

  • FollyDollyEnglish
    4·
    2 years ago

    Liquid meals, like soylent, ensure, slimfast. Nutrition, no pooping.