Enjoy your UTI
If you’re getting an infection from wine getting poured on your crotch I’d be concerned. Hell I bet your shower water is dirtier by a long shot.
… you think shower water is dirtier than red wine?
As a prohabitionist, absolutely /s
Specifically for microbes, then yeah, I think water infused with the dirt and grime off your body is significantly dirtier than a 12% alcohol solution.
I assumed you meant the shower water before it touched you.
How to say you sound without saying it.
Sounding can be really fun. 😊
You reasoning is not… sound
Edit: I don’t associate with the other guy here
I remember some army video on STDs from the 40’s or 50’s that was riffed on by the MST3K dudes that had a guy say when he had an itch in his dingus, he would “just douche the canal with whiskey.”
Thought that was blood and a razor instead of the wine and the glass.