I’m so fucking old. I had the Master of Tae Kwon Do book, and I played Quest 64.

Dust in the Wind.

I order the Southwest Eggrolls and a $12 quesadilla

/rollme 1d20

New campaign: Escape From Waffle House

“How hard can it be? A waffle house isn’t that big.”

The waitress is here. The hallucinogenic pancakes are taking effect. Roll initiative.