Jesus Christ all I wanted was a hot dog not an existential crisis

We the we in forge chains wear life

*I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it sausage link by sausage link, and footlong by footlong; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I ate it. Is it’s pattern delicious to you?

-Charles “Smoking Bishop” Dickens*

Is Kanye working at Jib Jab Hotdog now?