i love the version of this where the cat says “nah… fuck the police”
damn, I woulda posted that instead if I’d seen it lol
This is the one I think:
you’re a saint
The problem is that they aren’t intentionally being a snitch, they just know that when they find the thing with the weird smell they get a treat. It’s like how if you feed your cat every day at 6:30 you no longer need an alarm because the cat will let you know when it’s 6:00, but with finding drugs.
My roommate got out of that trap by only feeding the cat after he showers. So now the cat is obnoxious while he’s showering, but at least he can sleep in.
I got out of it by feeding them before I go to bed
I got out of it by having a dog.
Cats are not bros. They are chaotic neutral but they look cute doing it.
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