• PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml
    241·
    2 years ago

    My dads Merc says “please” when it’s giving you directions.

    winds me up to no end.

    i want the instructions to be as low bandwidth as possible.

    • jcg@halubilo.social
      10·
      2 years ago

      At least let me power trip you damn computer.

      “Take the next right”

      “Take the next right WHAT?”

      “Take the next right please, sir”

      • jaybone
        1·
        2 years ago

        THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUT OF YOUR FILTHY ROBOT MOUTH WILL BE “SIR.”