• MagicShel@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    I’m going to call bullshit. The surprise attack, surefire, nitty gritty, and bold advance are all the same position, but with varying risk of leaving cigarette burns on a partner’s face, arms, and hands.

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      There’s only so many ways to hold a cig in your mouth. Marketing has never been a game of being competitively honest, especially from the tobacco industry.

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        Then how am I supposed to know how to hold it so women throw themselves at me in my preferred way while I stare intently into the eyes of another man?