Hello there! You piece of shit!

Kylo Ren: Did you come back to say you forgive me? To save my soul?

Luke Skywalker: No, you piece of shit.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, you piece of shit!

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself, you piece of shit.

Truly wonderful the mind of a child is, you piece of shit.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, you piece of shit!

Watch your language R2, you piece of shit

But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up power converters you piece of shit

No, I am you father, you piece of shit!

Take a seat, young Skywalker, you piece of shit!

Its a trap you piece of shit.

Soon i will become more powerful then you can imagine, you piece of shit

No, I am your father you piece of shit

You have failed me for the last time, you piece of shit.

I love you

I know, you piece of shit!

I have the high ground, you piece of shit.

Fear is the path to the dark side, you piece of shit.